FRUSTRATIONS

Frustrations... Everyone has them.  Here are ours, what are yours?

• Why must you drive in the fast lane going 60 when the speed limit is 70? You make me wish this was mario kart so I could shoot a red turtle shell at you.  Get out of my way!
• And while we're on driving...ATTENTION TEXANS: a blinker is not a signal for you speed the fuck up and not let me in! It is my signal to let you know that I WILL cut you off if you attempt to speed up to prevent me from getting over! 
• There are currently no words in the english language that describe my deep hatred for the winter season. The obvious weight gain, the inability to get anywhere in a timely manner, the "cabin fever" feeling of being stuck inside.... really what I'm saying is... why the FUCK would anyone chose to live like this?!
• i am not even sure "FRUSTRATION" begins to describe how much i DESPISE the following: when in written communication with another professional, PLEASE DO NOT QUOTE SOMETHING YOU SAID. i am not stupid. i can read what you wrote the first time, i just think what you said was fucking stupid and thought it better to disregard your amazing stupidity in an effort to not embarrass you.